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Some information about Cordurory Blues Lyrics Title: Adam Sandler - Cordurory Blues lyrics Artist: Adam Sandler Album: Cordurory Blues Visitors: 2 visitors have visited Cordurory Blues Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma s friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I m a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt Cause even when I m in the shower alone I m to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led me to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" When I couldn t finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma s good moods They said eat thisthey said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain t wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuckYou fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay You fat fuckYou fat fuck Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all that ice cream I been eating lately My chins alone weight 203 The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bown of white rice Dinnertime it s a saltless potato I ain t allowed no spice If this diet s gonna work Tonight I can t eat no more "Just go to sleep" I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morningI wake up to piss My belly s hungry and achin Tiptoe to the kitchenfuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately Hottest songs from Adam Sandler : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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