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Some information about Do It For Your Mama Lyrics Title: Adam Sandler - Do It For Your Mama lyrics Artist: Adam Sandler Album: Do It For Your Mama Visitors: 9 visitors have visited Do It For Your Mama Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. [J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeahgive it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Manthat one was huge." [J.N.:] "You go." [While running towards pool] [Jimmy:] "Ahhhhjacknife!" [Jumps in and small splash] [Tracy:] "That was a dudJimmy." [Jimmy:] "ShutupTracy." [Tracy:] "You shutup." [Door openswalks over] [Momma:] "Lunch time kids." [Kids yelling happily] [Momma:] "I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope. I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while." [J.N.:] "I m just gonna eatmom." [Momma:] "All right. And then maybe a little lateryou can play with yer cock and balls fer momma." [J.N.:] "I don t think so." [Momma:] "Ok. Slow down Jimmyyer already halfway done with yer sandwhich. You re gonna get a belly ache." [Jimmy:] "No I m not. I m hungry." [Momma:] "I knowbut you shouldn t so fast. You re rushing honeyyou re gonna choke. Put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit. Pace yourself." [Jimmy:] "Oh god." [Momma:] "Tracydo you want some fruit or a sandwhich?" [Tracy:] "No momI m trying to lose weight. Guy said I m getting fat." [Momma:] "What? You look beautiful honey. He s crazy." [Tracy:] "Guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suitso I m gonna try to lose like three or four pounds." [Momma:] "Awwwsweetheart. You ve got so much to learn. Guy doesn t want you to lose weightbaby. It s just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around his cock and balls some morehoney. He s got some balls and some cock. You gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts." [Tracy:] "Mom!" [Momma:] "You re scaredaren t ya honey. You want momma to help you? Momma will stroke Guy s penis for him. No one has to know. I ll sneak in when it s dark." [Tracy:] "No! Momplease!" [Momma:] "You don t know how to tug on the cock and balls? You need momma to show you? Get me a carrotsweetheart. Where are you going!?" [J.N.:] "Momwhere s the suntan lotion?" [Momma:] "It s under the chair baby. You gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it for a little bit?" [J.N.:] "Uhhno. I m just going to put some on my face so I don t get sunburnt." [Momma:] "Smart thinking honey. And while yer at it you can put some on your brother s ding dong and knock around his nuts for him." [Jimmy:] "Mom!" [Momma:] "What Jimmy. Why don t you let your brother wack your cock and nuts for a little bit. You re not playing with them right now so why not let him. Sharebaby!" [Jimmy:] "You re weird mom! I m going swimming!" [Momma:] "Ohyou shouldn t swim for a half an hour. I read that." [Jimmy:] "Why?" [Momma:] "Because you just atehoney. And you ll get cramps. Why don t you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls for momma." [Jimmy:] "It s ok. I ll stay in the shallow end." [Momma:] "Okbaby. But don t hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours." [Jimmy:] "HeyJ.N. Throw me that frisby." [J.N.:] "Here! Whoops!" [Sails over and falls to the ground] [Jimmy:] "Nice throw. Right over the fence and into the Chasen s yard." [Momma:] "Don t get all huffy puffy. I ll get it. Momma will make everything all right. J.N. you watch Jimmy and make sure he s safe in that water." [J.N.:] "Okma." [Momma:] "And if you want you can beat your cock and balls. Hi Mr. Chasen!" [Mr. Chasen: "Ohhi Emily. How are you?" [Momma:] "Ohthe boys threw the frisbee over the fence again. And there it is under the bush." [Mr. Chasen:] "I ll get it for you." [Momma:] "Sorry. Thank you. And while your under that bushwhy don t you jack around your cock and balls for yourself. You can stare at my jugs and play with that healthy wang of yours." [Mr. Chasen:] "NoI ll just.. I ll just get your frisbee." [Momma:] "All right baby." [Mr. Chasen:] "Here you go." [Momma:] "Thank you. Thanks. Thank Mr. Chasenboys!" [Boys:] "Thanks Mr. Chasen!" [Mr. Chasen:] "You re welcome fellas." [Momma:] "Have a good day. Ohand..and tell your son Tommy if he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids he s always welcome. I don t know what happened with him and the boys but they don t seem to be friendly anymore." [Mr. Chasen:] "I ll do that Emily." [Momma:] "All right. He s got a big one. You know that." [Momma:] "Tracy! You re boyfriend Guy s car just pulled up." [Tracy:] "Ok mom. Please don t embarass me!" [Momma:] "Everything embarasses you at this agebut I ll do my best. Don t worry." [Guy:] "Is it ok to come in?" [Tracy:] "Come on back here guy!" [Momma:] "Oh!" [Tracy:] "Thanks for coming over!" [Momma:] "Nice to see you Guy." [Guy:] "Hi Mrs. Tucker." [Momma:] "Why don t you go for a swim with the others?" [Guy:] "I didn t bring a bathing suit with me." [Momma:] "Oh no! You don t need a bathing suit. Just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel the nice warm water." [Guy:] "Uhhhthat s okMrs. Tucker." [Momma:] "Come on! Pull out your cock and balls. The water s heated. You ll love it." [Tracy:] "Mom! Stop it! Now!" [Momma:] "What are you talking abouthoney!? This way his balls are outyou can stroke his ding dong in front of all of us. Come onpull out that hog of yours. I wanna see it anyways. I wanna know what my daughter s been stroking." [Tracy:] "Mom! Stop it!" [Momma:] "In facteverybodypull out your cock and balls and rub it for momma. Play with yourself. It ll be good. Everyone. Wack away!" [J.N.:] "You re sick mom! I m leaving." [Jimmy:] "I m going to Billy s house. I can t take this anymore." [Walking away] [Guy:] "Come onlet s go." [Tracy:] "You ve humiliated me and Guy. We are so outta here." [Momma:] "What did I do? What is the matter with you all? Come back here! You re ruining the day! It s so beautiful out. This is too much of a..." [Picks up phone and starts dialing while car drives off] "I can t take these kids anymore..." [Phone rings and gets picked up] [Grandma:] "Hello?" [Momma:] "Mommait s meI m very upset" [Grandma:] "Ohwhat s the matterbaby?" [Momma:] "The kids are yelling at me and they left me here all alone." [Grandma:] "Did you tell them the kids to play with their cock and balls?" [Momma:] "I told them to play with their cock and balls." [Grandma:] "And what did they say?" [Momma:] "They don t wanna play with them anymore." [Grandma:] "Why don t they wanna play with them anymore?" [Momma:] "I don t understand. They ve got cock and balls. They should play with them." [Grandma:] "Poppy always loves when I play with his cock and balls." [Momma:] "You smack around daddy s cock stillwhy shouldn t they beat theirs?" [Grandma:] "Tell them to come over to grandma s house. I ll play with their cock and balls." [Momma:] "Oh momma." Hottest songs from Adam Sandler : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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