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Some information about I m So Wasted Lyrics Title: Adam Sandler - I m So Wasted lyrics Artist: Adam Sandler Album: I m So Wasted Visitors: 7 visitors have visited I m So Wasted Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I m so wastedman." [Joe:] "Yeahyou areoh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It s good partyhuh?" [M2:] "Ohit s great man." [Joe:] "Hey that s some good acidhuh?" [M2:] "Ohkiller man." [Joe:] "Heymy pleasure." [M2:] "I ve never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh hoyou must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid s great man." [Joe:] "It s the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid manI m so high." [Joe:] "Yeahohyou must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acidman." [Joe:] "What are you seeinman?" [M2:] "OhIthat cloud up thereman." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It s got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it s bleeding on meman." [Joe:] "It s bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my handman." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It s movingbut it s not moving." [Joe:] "It s not?" [M2:] "It s still therebut it looks like it s moving." [Joe:] "Heyyeah to you it is." [M2:] "I m so high." [Joe:] "Yeahyou must be flipping out." [M2:] "I m flipping out off it." [Joe:] "Hallucinationsman." [M2:] "Acid..right." [Joe:] "HeyI got some news fer ya." [M2:] "I m seeing stuffman." [Joe:] "Yeahyer seeing stuff." [M2:] "RIght." [Joe:] "Wellthat s what happens when you take acidbut you know what?" [M2:] "What man?" [Joe:] "Uhhhthat really wasn t acid. That was just a little piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook." [Silence] [M2:] "Wha? It s probly this weed I m smokin man." [Joe:] "Ohthat weed." [M2:] "That Thai budman." [Joe:] "Whoa." [M2: Laughing] "Everything s hilarious." [Joe: Laughing] "That s funny man. Look at that guy." [M2: Laughing] "That s funny man." [Joe: Laughing] "Look at that guy s hat man." [M2: Laughing] "Everything s funny to meman." [Joe:] "Right. Heyhow man bones didya smoke? A few jointsman?" [M2:] "I had about four." [Joe:] "Whoathat s a lot of bones to be smokin man." [M2:] "The whole thing s man." [Joe:] "Yeahyou sucked em down yerself." [M2:] "Ain t that hilarious!?" [Joe:] "You didn t wanna sharedidja?" [M2:] "It was great stuffman." [Joe:] "Awwyeahhey I got some news on that stuff too." [M2:] "Hey what man?" [Joe:] "That s the stuff I sold youright? [M2:] "Yeahright." [Joe:] "Yeah" [M2:] "It s funnyman." [Joe:] "Wellwelluh.." [M2:] "I m wasted off itman." [Joe:] "Yeahwell that s good. You smoked itright?" [M2:] "Right." [Joe:] "Well that really wans t weed." [Pause] [Joe:] "No it wasn tit was pencil shavings in a bag." [Silence] [Joe:] "Yeah." [M2:] "Wellit s probably this beer. This beer I m drinkingman. I must be drunk off it or something. Ya knowI had about eighteen of themman." [Joe:] "Whoaoh really!?" [M2:] "I m just..wasted off em." [Joe:] "That s a lot of beer for a man to drink." [M2:] "ManI gotta pea pretty soonman." [Joe:] "You didn t dump em out in the woodsdidja?" [M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank all of them." [Joe:] "Rightyeah. I saw you..that s good. Hey didja eat today?" [M2:]"NoI m on an empty stomach." [Joe:] "Whoayou must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you." [M2:] "..And that s why I m so wasted off it manit s like I m seeing thingsman." [Joe:] "Yeahyou can hardly standman." [M2:] "You should take my car keyscuz I can t driveman." [Joe:] "Rightright." [M2:] "I can barely walk." [Joe:] "Hey manyou better open those eyes upthey re half shut." [M2:] "There s two of youman. I can t see anymoremanI m blind!" [Joe:] "Right.. I got the beershuh? I m the manright?" [M2:] "Yeahyou are the man." [Joe:] "Say it. Say I m the man." [M2:] "Yer da man!!" [Joe:] "Okaywell that beer.." [M2:] "Yeah?" [Joe:] "There was no alcohol in that beer." [Pause] [Joe:] "That was non-alcoholic. So..uhh..againI m gonna have to bust you on this one. You re lying." [Silence] [M2: Mumbling] "I ll be right back." [Joe:] "Okbuddyyou go sober up." [Walking different directionsgun goes off] [Joe:] "Oh my God! He killed himself! He killed himself!" [Runs over] [Joe:] "Oh my God! You killed yerselfbuddy." [M2:] "YeahI m deadman." [Joe:] "Oh myoh yer dead." [M2:] "YeahI m deadman." [Joe:] "That is awefull." [M2:] "There s a big white light and everythingman." [Joe:] "Yeah! Well you showed us allman." [M2:] "Oh manI m so peaceful here man." [Joe:] "Yeahyou see anything weirdor.." [M2:] "My relativesmana big white lightand my grandfather s there and.." [Joe:] "OooohI remember himhe s a good guy." [M2:] "He s still wearing the same clothesand.." [Joe:] "Heysay hello fer mehuh?" [M2:] "Hey manJoe says himan." [Joe: Chuckling] "Right." [M2:] "It s yeah..My uncle s here and..." [Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny." [M2:] "Yeah? Whatman?" [Joe:] "Yeahyeahbefore you goup to heaven. The gunyou killed yerself withthat s the one I sold youright?" [M2:] "Yeah." [Joe:] "Yeahwell that was a cap gun. Sothere s no way you could have killed yourself." [Pause] [Joe:] "Yeahthat s rightok.. I m going back to the party. Oktake care." [Walks back] [M2: Whimpering and crying] "I m moving to a different town man." [Four weeks later] [Pouring drink] [M2:] "Oh this beer is greatman. This tequila is really strongman. It s got a wormand everything in itman." [Buffoon:] "Fuckin shit!" [M2:] "All being in the sunyou re even more wasted. Fuckin shit is rightman! I am totally wasted nowman. I should maybe get an umbrella or something and go in the shade." [Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick." [M2:] "YeahI know a guy who can do that too. He s the drummer from Molly Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfortman. We were so wasted off it. I m serious man." Hottest songs from Adam Sandler : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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