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Some information about Folk Monologue Lyrics Title: Barbra Streisand - Folk Monologue lyrics Artist: Barbra Streisand Album: A Happening In Central Park Visitors: 9 visitors have visited Folk Monologue Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. Can i get my glass of tea? mmmnothing like it! At this time i would like very much to do a folksong. since folksongs I think are still popular today. uhmthis one is in latvian and it s From latvia. and it s about this tahitian girl who uhmhad this lover. And then one day this lover decides that he doesn t like her anymore And likes her sister better. so she decided that the only thing to do Naturally was tosee. so one dayohwas very nice out About 75 degreesand she was taking this walk down to the river to Drown when sheshe tripped over this rock see. and uhmoh it was Awful i meanshe broke her glassesshe scrapped her knees. and uhm Just at this minute the lover and the sister happen to come by in a Taxicab. sosee they saw her on the floor and shehaving an Astigmatism in her left eyeshe thought that it was a wild bore. so She figured oh boy i d better get down to the river fast to drown so She runs down there and what do you know the river was frozen. so i Mean she just stood there you know and she went tchhhlike that. tch And uhmbecausei meanshe couldn t do it that day. seeit was a Small town they only had one riverso. anyway than she figuredoh It s getting latebetter get home cause her mamma would be worried And would kill her if she was late for supper you know. soi mean She gets up and she starts walking around home and she bumps in to This guyand what do you knowhe turns out to be an optometrist. And just happens to happen to have her "suscription". soanywayuh? Ohi m sorry "subscription".so anywayi meanshe s i don t want You to think that this is one of those hollywood-like stories: she Gets the glasses and sees happily ever after. i meanthis isyou Knowno like that. i mean she had to pay for the glasses just like You and meshe ... welloh welli meani don t want you to think That i m lying but she did get about a dollar fifty offdollar Sixty-five? so anywayuhm... this guy (oh) turned out to be very Nice and he even told her where she could find another river. Soi ll tell you the truththis girl was a real creep. i mean You know who would wanna sing a song about her? i meanher sister Was really much nicer. and uhmi meanii think she came from A better family. singing Call me a boob Call me a schlemiel Call me a brain with a missing wheel Call me what you will But nonetheless i m still In love with harold mingert It s not because he has a car Arnie fleisher has a car And a car is just a car But if harold didn t have a car too his name I guess i d love him just the same Call me what you will But nonetheless i m still In love with harold mingert And it s not because he has a wealthy family Arnie fleischer has a wealthy family But money isn t everything And if harold didn t have a car too his name I know i d love him just the same But sometimes i ask myself why than Do i than love harold mingert Harold isn t handsome or clever or smart And i don t find romance and a dance in his heart The only answers i can think about Harold mingert s money and harold mingert s car Call me what you will But non the less i m still In love with harold mingert Also arnie fleisher! Hottest songs from Barbra Streisand : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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