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Some information about A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Lyrics Title: Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is lyrics Artist: Bloodhound Gang Album: Hooray For Boobies Visitors: 6 visitors have visited A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy s Hump Palace lookin for love. It had been a while. In factthree hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Wellthat night I lost myself to ruby red lips milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell. Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Well I find it s quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Wellfaster than you can say"shallow grave" this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said"Well that s a coincidence darlin ?cause I was just thinkin about skinnin you like a deer." Well she smiledhad about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. ?Courseit s hard to hide a hard-on when you re dressed like Minnie Pearl. Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Well I find it s quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin SoBambi s goin on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. So I says"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus s tummy-tum?" Wellten beerstwenty minutes and thirty dollars later I m parkin the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin me to buy baby formula. Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Well I find it s quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch gave the tranny a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. There I was browsin through the latest issue of "Throb" when I saw Bambi starin at me from the back of a milk carton. Wellmy heart just dropped. SoI decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud? Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Well I find it s quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yesa lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin Hottest songs from Bloodhound Gang : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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