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Some information about Three Point One Four Lyrics Title: Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four lyrics Artist: Bloodhound Gang Album: Hooray For Boobies Visitors: 7 visitors have visited Three Point One Four Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. My last girlfriend didn t like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn t excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn t that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she s a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I m not the smartest peanut in the turd I m white which goes with everything but I can come in any color And I m looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it s hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treatgee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It s hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina Women are like dogdoohear me through don t interrupt It s just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up I d fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just ain t a gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexicthe winner is the thinner Won t have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she got a beef we ll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don t play rough No I can t be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFXsmart like Janeane Garafolo She d use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal Systemgee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It s hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina Vagina vagina vagina vagina Vagina vagina vagina vagina Hottest songs from Bloodhound Gang : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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