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Some information about The Real Slim Shady Lyrics Title: Eminem - The Real Slim Shady lyrics Artist: Eminem Album: The Marshall Mathers LP Visitors: 13 visitors have visited The Real Slim Shady Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. (Talking) May I have your attention please may I have your attention please will the real slim shady please stand up I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up .....we re gonna have a problem here......... (Verse 1) Ya ll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorced throwing her over furniture (aaaaaaah) It s the return of the... "awww..waitno wayyou re kidding he didn t just say what I think he did did he?" and Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiotsDr Dre s dead he s locked in my basement feminist women love eminem chicka chicka chicka slim shady "I m sick of himlook it him walkin aroundgrabbin his you know what flippin to you know who" "yeahbut he s so cute though" yeahI probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what s goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh) sometimesI wanna get on TV and just let loose but can tbut it s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lipsMy bum is on your lips and if I m luckyyou might just give it a little kiss and that s the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman s clitoris is of course they re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade they got the discovery channeldont they? we ain t nothing but mammals wellsome of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantelopes but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there s no reason that a man and another man can t elope (eww) but if you feel like I feelI got the antedote women wave your pantehosesing the chorus and it goes........ (Chorus) I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up cause I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up (Verse 2) Will Smith don t got to cuss in his raps to sell records well I doso fuck him and fuck you too you think I give a damn about a grammy half of you critics can t even stomach melet alone stand me "but slimwhat if you winwouldn t it be weird" why? so you guys can just lie to get me here so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears bullshitChristina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear em argue over who she gave head to first little bitchput me on blast on MTV "yeahhe s cutebut I think he s married to Kimhee hee" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave eminem VD (aaaaaah) I m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you and there s a million of us just like me who cuss like mewho just don t give a fuck like me who dress like mewalktalk and act like me and just might be the next best thingbut not quite me...... (Chorus) I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so won t the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up cause I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up (Verse 3) I m like a head trip to listen to cause I m only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside you livin room the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya ll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it (riiip) I just shitted it better than 90% you rappers out can then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valums it s funnycause at the rate I m going when I m thirty I ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting grabbing nurses asses when I m jackin off wit Jergens(lotion) and I m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn t working and every single person there s a slim shady lurkin he could be workin at burger kingspittin on your onion rings or in the parking lotcirclingscreamin I dont give a fuck with his windows down and his system up so will the real shady please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more timeloud as you canhow s it go? ........... (Chorus) I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up cause I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up cause I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up cause I m Slim ShadyyesI m the real Shady all you other Slim Shadys are just imitating so wont the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand upplease stand up (Talking) haha guess there s a slim shady in all of us........ fuck it let s all stand up Hottest songs from Eminem : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: Demos & Bimbos Featuring : Mr. Short Khop Lyrics |
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