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Some information about Amish Paradise Lyrics Title: Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise lyrics Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Bad Hair Day Visitors: 9 visitors have visited Amish Paradise Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grainI take a look at my wife and realize she s very plainBut that s just perfect for an Amish like meYou knowI shun fancy things like electricityAt 4:30 in the morning I m milkin cowsJebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... foolAnd I ve been milkin and plowin so long thatEven Ezekiel thinks that my mind is goneI m a man of the landI m into disciplineGot a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chinBut if I finish all of my chores and you finish thineThen tonight we re gonna party like it s 1699We ve been spending most our livesLiving in an Amish paradiseI ve churned butter once or twiceLiving in an Amish paradiseIt s hard work and sacrificeLiving in an Amish paradiseA local boy kicked me in the butt last weekI just smiled at him and turned the other cheekI really don t carein fact I wish him well Cause I ll be laughing my head off when he s burning in hellBut I ain t never punched a tourist even if he deservedAn Amish with a tude? You know that s unheard ofI never wear buttons but I got a cool hatAnd my homies all I agree I look good in black... foolIf you come to visityou ll be bored to tearsWe haven t even paid the phone bill in 300 yearsBut we ain t really quaintso please don t point and stareWe re just technologically impairedThere s no phoneno lightsno motorcarNot a single luxuryLike Robinson CarusoIt s as primitave as can beWe been spending most our livesLiving in an Amish paradiseWe re just plain and simple guysLiving in an Amish paradiseThere s no time for sin and viceLiving in an Amish paradiseWe don t fightwe all play niceLiving in an Amish paradiseHitchin up the buggychurnin lots of butterRaised a barn on Mondaysoon I ll raise anotherThink you re really rightous? Think you re pure in heart?WellI know I m a million times as humble as thou artI m the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be likeOn my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlifeSo don t be vain and don t be whinyOr elsemy brotherI might just have to get medieval on your heinieWe been spending most our livesLiving in an Amish paradiseWe re all crazy MennonitesLiving in an Amish paradiseThere s no cops or traffic lightsLiving in an Amish paradiseBut you d probably think it bitesLiving in an Amish paradiseAhh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! Hottest songs from Weird Al Yankovic : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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