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Some information about The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics Title: Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy lyrics Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Bad Hair Day Visitors: 8 visitors have visited The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. Down in the workshopall the elves were makin toysFor the good Gentile girlsand the good Gentile boysWhen the boss busted innearly scared em half to deathHad a rifle in his hands andcheap whiskey on his breathFrom his beard to his bootshe was covered with ammoLike a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide RamboAnd he smiled as he saidwith a twinkle in his eye"Merry Christmas to all...now you re all gonna die!"The night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he d been gettin a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWellthe workshop is gone nowhe decided to bomb itEverywhere you ll find piecesof Cupid and CometAnd he tied up his helpersand he held the elves hostageAnd he ground up poor Rudolphinto reindeer sausageHe got Dancer and Prancerwith an old German LugerAnd he slashed up Dasherjust like Freddie KruegerAnd he picked up a flamethrowerand he barbequed BlitzenAnd he took a big bite and said"It tastes just like chicken!"The night Santa went crazyThe night Kris Kringle went nutsNow you can hardly walk around the North PoleWithout steppin in reindeer gutsThere s the National Guard and the F.B.I.There s a van from the Eyewitness Newsand helicopters circlin round in the skyAnd the bullets are flyin the body count s risin and everyone s dyin to knowoh Santawhy?My my my my my myYou used to be such a jolly guyYesVirginianow Santa s doing timeIn a federal prison for his infamous crimeHeylittle friendnow don t you cry no more tearsHe ll be out with good behavior in 700 more yearsBut now Vixen s in therapyand Donner s still nervousAnd the elves all got jobsworking for the postal serviceAnd they say Mrs. Clausshe s on the phone every nightWith her lawyer negotiating the movie rightsThey re talkin bout - the night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nicholas flippedBroke his back for some milk and cookiesSounds to me like he was tired of gettin gyppedWothe night Santa went crazyThe night St. Nick went insaneRealized he d been gettin a raw dealSomething finally must have snapped in his brainWosomething finally must havesnapped in his brainTell yasomething finally must havesnapped... in his brain Hottest songs from Weird Al Yankovic : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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