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Title: Weird Al Yankovic - I Can t Watch This lyrics

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic

Album: Off The Deep End

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I can t watch this. I can t watch this.I can t watch this. I can t watch this.My my my my TV makes me so boredMakes me sayoh my lord.What is this garbage here?Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears.It sucksand that s no lie.It s about as much fun as watching paint dry.Lowers my IQ one notchAnd that s the reason whyuhI can t watch.I told you homeboy... I can t watch this.Yeahnothin but trash and you know... I can t watch this.Poke out my eyesman... I can t watch this.Yogimme that remote control... I can t watch this.Talkin bout sick showsThere s America s Funniest Home Videos.I can t believe my eyesWhen I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize.Somebody s poor old momFalls down off the rooflands right on the lawnFace first on a rake.I hear they got it on the seventeenth take.That s funny as a kick in the crotch.And that kinda showuhI can t watch.YoI told you... I can t watch this.Change the channel nowman... I can t watch this.Yopass the TV Guide heresucker... I can t watch this.Cosby Show and RoseanneThink I ve taken bout as much as I can.Judge Wopneroh myYou gotta be Rainman to like this guy.Thirtysomething is all rightIf you like hearing yuppies whining all night.Can t stand Twin Peaks.Wish they d lynch those donut-eatin freaks.Those Siskel & Ebert bumsOughta go home and just sit on their thumbs.That s word because you know... I can t watch this.I can t watch this.Break it down!Here s-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don t-hate-me-because-I m-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!Stop! Prime time!I m pretty sure I ll be sickIf I have to watch another stupid pet trick.Or that guy with the real flat hairThat goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air.Or those weird talk showsAbout transsexual Nazi Eskimos.They re rudecrudeand vile.Just for a minute let s flip down the dial.Flipflipflip... yeccchI can t watch this.Lookman... I can t watch this.I can t take this torture no moreI can t... I can t watch this.Pay the billsstation break.Break it down!Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you re-soaking-in-it-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you ve-got-a-headache-this-big-read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I ve-fallen-and-I-can t-get-up!!!Stop! Cable time!HBO and PlayboyShowtime and MTVI might like em more after my lobotomy.Now why did I ever pay for this junk?I hooked up eighty channelsand each one stunk.Just brainless blood and gutsand mindless T & A.It s awfulit s putridit s crummyit s stupidgonna throw my set away.I can t watch this. I can t watch this.I can t watch this. Yeah... I can t watch this.I told you... can t watch this.Too hipcan t watch this.Get me outta here... can t watch this.

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