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Some information about A Complicated Song Lyrics Title: Weird Al Yankovic - A Complicated Song lyrics Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Poodle Hat Visitors: 6 visitors have visited A Complicated Song Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. Uh huh extra cheeseUh huhuh huh save a piece for mePizza party at your houseI went just to check it outNineteen extra largesWhat a shameNo one cameJust us eatin all aloneYou saidTake the pizza home"No sense lettin all this go to waste"So then I facedPizza all dayAnd every dayThis cheese round the clockIs gettin me blockedAnd I sure don t careFor irregularityTell meWhy d you have to go and make me so constipated? Cause right now I d do anything to just get my bowels evacuatedIn the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strainAnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the painOhshould I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?No no noI was feelin pretty down Till my girlfriend came aroundWe re just so alike in every wayI gotta sayIn factI just thought I mightPop the question there that nightI was kissing her so tenderlyBut woe is meWho would have guessedHer family crestI d suddely spyTattooed on her thighAnd son-of-a-gunIt s just like the one on meTell meHow was I supposed to know we were both related?Believe meif I knew she was my cousin we never would have datedWhat to do now? Should I go ahead and proposeAnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toesAnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?No no no no no no noNo no no no no no noNo no no no noI had so much on my mindI thought maybe I d unwindTry out that new roller coaster rideAnd the guideSaid not to standBut that s a demandThat I couldn t meetI got on my feetAnd stood up insteadAnd knocked off my headyou seeTell meWhy d I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is a major inconvenienceoh manI really hate itSuch a dragnow ... Can t eatI can t breatheI can t snoreI can t belch or yodel anymoreCan t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports IllustratedOh noWhy d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? yeahyeahI gotta tell yalife without a head kinda makes me irritatedWhat a bummerCan t blinkI can t coughI can t sneeezeBut my neck is enjoyin a pleasant breeze nowHaven t been the same since my head and I were separatedNo no no Hottest songs from Weird Al Yankovic : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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