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Some information about Jerry Springer Lyrics Title: Weird Al Yankovic - Jerry Springer lyrics Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Running With Scissors Visitors: 9 visitors have visited Jerry Springer Lyrics since Feb 12, 2007. It s been one week since we got to seeCheatin lovers and cousins that marryFive days since they had the showWith the hermaphroditethe slut and the crack hoThree days since we heard the taleAbout the guy who learned his woman was a she-maleYesterday it occurred to meThat I ve been watchin a bit too much Jerry SpringerHoly cowd you see it last week?Wellthey had this one freakWho sucker-punched his whole familyDo you recall when the brawlBecame a total free-for-all?And Jerry s in the middle tryin to be the refereeHeysee the stripper with the implants?She likes to lap danceAnd date the boyfriend of her motherNow here comes Jerry s next guestAnd it s a slugfest Cause it s her trailer trash brotherNymphomaniac is back on crackIt s like "When Animals Attack"They all exhibit reprehensible behaviorHit em in the nosetear off their clothesStep on their toesthat s how it goesThey get so violent they have to sign a waiverThey re always swearin cursin kickin butt and pointin blameOn the air? They don t carethey ve got no shameThere was one guy who I m sure felt a little strangeWhen he found out that his wife had a sex changeThey have a tendency to scream and yell constantlyThey have a history of ripping off their shirtsIt s been one week since they had the fightWith the Siamese twins and the transvestiteFive days since that awful brawlThey still haven t got the blood off the wallIt s been three days since the bitter feudBetween the KKK and that gay Jewish black dudeYesterdayfinally dawned on meI m spendin way too much time on that Jerry Springermale Springer guest: BabyI ve been sleepin with your sister.female Springer guest: Ohwhich one?male Springer guest: All of em.female Springer guest: AhwellI ve been sleepin with your best friend Jake.male Springer guest: Yeah? W-Wellme too! AndI ve been sleepin with your dog Woofie!female Springer guest: Woofieyou btch! Well I m also sleepin with your pet goat!male Springer guest: That goat doesn t love you!Once you start watchin there s just no stoppin Your brain shuts downthen your IQ s droppin Jerry s the king of confrontationHe s a sensationHe puts the sin in syndicationIt s totally worthlesslike a bad checkIt s like a train wreckDon t wanna starebut you can t look awayLike Sally Jesse he does talk showsBut with more weirdosThe ratings jumpin higher every dayIf you ve seen the showwell then you knowIt s just as low as you can goThe guests are tacky and they re lacking in their hygieneAnd pretty soon some ugly goonComes in the room and then it s BOOMIn the face of some unsuspecting drag queenWellit s the kind of show where people scream obscenitiesYankin hairthrowin chairs at their hubbies"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chantShould I turn off my TV? I just can tI have a tendency to watch it religiouslyI have a history of taping each oneIt s been one week since the show aboutPsycho killers with problems they should work outFive days since the big surpriseWhen some loser s wife said that she s still dating twenty guysThree days since he interviewedA bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nudeYesterdayit occurred to meThat I ve been watchin a bit too much Jerry SpringerTired of wastin my time on that Jerry SpringerI ve got way too much class to watch Jerry SpringerCome over here and pull on my finger Hottest songs from Weird Al Yankovic : Fans who visit this lyrics also like: |
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